Hold onto your hats peeps we’re gonna fly through this on Hermes’ winged boots!
I thought it was about time somebody planted a garden around here! After all, once the fridge runs out of stock… it’s fish, fish and more fish!
“Hey baby, how about you and me get more comfortable somewhere private?”
“You sly dog, you, the kids are out and it’s just you and me baby…”
“I think we should discuss arranged marriage options…”
“Uh… when I said get more comfortable I didn’t mean talking…”
Rosa invited over some new “friends” who are about to suffer through some winters – or don’t otherwise have a pond…. wasn’t that nice of her?
“Your husband is one hell of a lay…”
*falls over* “I’m sorry…?!”
“Oh uh…. I mean, he looks like one hell of a lay…”
*falls over!* “…what? What just happened?”
“Oh sorry, my hook got caught on your foot and I accidentally yanked…”
“My husband is not the straying kind.”
“I’m not saying he is, but if he was, what would you do about it?”
“Neuter him.” 😐
Rosa wants Claudia to be an overachiever so we sent her off to work in the Criminal Career
Meanwhile, being a Fortune sim without a job….
“Hey Mama, what’s this for?”
“Oh this little beauty is going to make us lots and lots of money!”
Never fear – never cheat ever Dante is here =_=
Now now people! It’s okay… he was lead astray after all! We can forgive him one little ACR induced slip-up, right?
Uh… look at the next picture instead!
Naw you cutie pies!
Look at that, all the family in one shot hurrah!
“Maybe you should forget going out to work and become a painter instead?”
“Oh… no reason… just want you home more.”
Christa is a Good Girl; she cleans without being asked…
…she fishes without being told to…
…if only they could garden autonomously too…
“Did you hear? Maggie has her eyes set on my husband! Better watch your back, Hanna, she might be after yours too!”
“For real? No way! Like your husband would ever stray!”
……..it’s sad really *it was totally ACR! Dante had nothing to do with it! Nothing at all!*
“So…any marriage plans yet?”
“Haven’t decided; we’ll wait to see if I have a girl or a boy.”
“Oh okay, well… I have a boy, and you have a girl, so…”
“Aha, I’ll keep it in mind.”
Christa is worth her weight in gold people… I don’t want her to pick a short straw !_!
“Honestly, Hanna, you could at least clean the tub after you use it so Christa doesn’t have to do everything…”
“Did you hear? Erin is pregnant – again!”
“I know, right? How many kids does she need!”
Um… isn’t that your mother? Also… this looks highly suspicious…!
“So, what is it you want most out of life, Riona?”
“Me? Well, I really want to be best friends with Erik!”
“Oh I can definitely help with that!”
……most contradictory sim ever.
Speaking of black hearted souls… Mister What’s His Name Again that is not very nice! Christa is a very nice girl!
“Yeah but she’s kinda ugly…”
“Hey Christa! How’s things?”
They are super besties already…
…and the feeling is mutual!
Don’t worry, I’m not doing anything dodgy…
…=_= Jack, you’re really not helping my case, mate.
“I just thought you should know there are rumours going around about you being a flirt. I’m not spreading them I just heard them, okay?”
“Christa, you are the sweetest girl in the entire world.”
“Aww why thank you! That’s really nice of you to say…”
“If I wasn’t married I would…”
“But you are married, Jack, You are married.”
You tell it like it is, Christa.
This girl ain’t nobody’s fool~
Yes… I am totally leaving it there XD
“Dang I’m hungrier than a horny hippo!”
“Good lord, Erin what just came out of your mouth?!”
“Uh… hold that thought…”
Guess breakfast isn’t staying down for long…
I finally got a sewing machine…
Well done! Except unlike pottery I can’t sell it in a way that she will benefit from the profit unless I start a business which I don’t want guh!
Christa was invited over for some much needed socialising….
…and apparently pregnancy is a quick fix to a hefty weight problem! Who knew!
Also we had a stalker…
Apparently cuckolding a man means you can then walk into his house uninvited and use his privy whenever you damn well want…
…and enslave his butterflies… what did those butterflies ever do to you?!
“Oh no I’m running late gotta go love bye! See you at work later Dante!”
“Oh um yup, yeah sure… later…”
“I thought he’d never leave…mwah!”
=_=… okay, I know it’s all Maggie, but come on Dante! Twice is a no go zone!
…you are dead to me Dante DX I am destroyed! You broke my heart! I thought you were a pure hearted soul!
……….my life is over. *bawls*
Finally got Maggie that hobby…
Henry is a neat little fellow
He gets along very well with his papa!
Two peas in a pod… oh right, he got promoted… I think he’s Lv3 now? My notes are over there… again…
“Hey baby, you look tense…”
“Oh um I am a little bit tired…”
“Let me make it all better…”
Dang Maggie you are such a *censored* !
I can’t believe you sims would do this to me so early in the challenge!
“I wonder if it’s okay to leave Jack home alone again…”
“Hey Claudia, what’s happening?”
“Um, well, I actually thought you might be able to help me with something…?”
“Pfft! Easy peasy, what is it?”
“Really? I uh… I actually want to know how to flirt!”
“Baby cakes you have come to the right place…”
“Your eyes are like dew covered grass…”
“Your hair is like silk ribbons, your lips as lush as a rose, your smile as warm as the sun…”
“How’s that, baby cakes? In love with me yet?”
*snort* “Oh my goodness I could never say that!”
“Did you hear about Daniel Hathaway? His wife apparently likes to roam…”
“Omg for real?”
And before we spoil Jack’s image completely – he then decides he wants to try his hand at the cryptic crossword in the paper…
…..why do I get a sense of deja vu here?
“Mama I’m so glad to see you!”
“Hey baby, did you miss me?”
Like hot chocolate on a cold winter’s day~
I bet he’d make a good teacher…
It’s really hard to keep a kid happy some days… did you know hunting bugs is as good as playing red hands with someone?! *is still learning something new all the time from sims2*
Um…. anyhoo… *cough* sorry Levi…
And that was the round! Hope you enjoyed~
Until next time. Adieu~