Don’t be alarmed but… there may be babies this round O.O just warning you…
I’m pretty sure Dante is psychic…
A mad dash on this beautiful Friday morning to get everyone ready for school XD
“How would you know that? I’m not even showing! Are you like a mystical magical magician wizard or something?!”
“Hmm nah I’m just pretty sure you’re pregnant is all…”
You freaky, Dante
“Hmm… should I move the pawn next or the bishop… no maybe the knight to protect my Queen…”
“Huh… who are you?”
“Who me? Nobody. I’m nothing. You can’t see me and I’m not here to see your wife.”
“……..I am not happy about this.”
So there was this pot once, and this kettle right….
Everybody is off to work or school! Insane…
“Oh no… Mama… I think I got it…”
“It’s okay son, you will live a long and prosperous life; don’t listen to your evil brother.”
They got hot… (OR they are dying slow and agonising deaths…)
What the…?! When did this happen?! I was looking the entire time! *maybe*
“Hey sorry stalker lady but gotta clean this up before the bugs appear coz we don’t have an exterminator in this era…”
Too late. You caught it.
“How’s this, honey? Feel better?”
“Yeah… that feels nice… but I feel this strange intent behind it like maybe you’re feeling guilty…”
“Whaaa? Why would I have anything to feel guilty about I’m an honest and GOOD sim who would never do any wrong!”
“……..sure you are.”
Btw some of Rosa’s beautiful pottery (crockery?) is hanging on the wall now.
“Hn… I think I hear a baby crying…”
“Oh my goodness, Mama it’s too cold to leave babies lying on the…”
…………XD she seriously just did that
“That’s okay, sweetie, big sister’s got you…”
“Oh… I have a new son or daughter?”
“Really?! I want to see!”
“Uh Dad… you know…”
“Pfft tosh! I’ll only be a second it’ll be fine… aww look at you cute little chubby wubby face…”
*sigh* “Well I suppose one feeding can’t hurt much…”
I don’t know which one this is but so cute!
Christa’s life is such that has time to wait for the school bus…. DX it’s so sad
“Oh no… I think it’s getting worse! Am I going to die?!”
“Baby you are way too beautiful to die young.”
“Oh my goodness… I’m not… I mean… wow your eyes are such a gorgeous colour!”
“Yeah… I get that a lot.”
“Oh no… what is this?! Is it a new disease?! Is it worse than the green one going around?! AM I DOOMED?!”
…….wait…. what’s going on here…. don’t go Jack! Don’t go through the door!!!!
NOOOOOOooooooooooooo Jack my beautiful good boy what are you DOING?!
“I… I don’t really know… it’s like I can’t help myself…”
Quick Christa! Jack’s in trouble! Rush inside!
“Huh? Who? …and why?”
“Don’t worry baby, I’ll take real good care of you…”
“Oh um… okay…”
“……….that did not sound like my father.”
Christa get in that bedroom right now! Right now young lady!
“Aww are you hungry? There, there, big sister’s here now…”
NOOOooo Jack I can’t believe you! Why?! Why would you do this to me?!
“Ugh… I don’t feel so good…”
That’s called GUILT dude and I am HEAPING it on you in SPADES *evil eye*
“……….I think… I think I’m gonna go now…”
Even the babies know his shame…
Look at this! I have naughty romance sims getting less action than my nice good NON-romance sims =_=
Well… he’s getting something… that’s Rosa btw XD her pregnancy morph doesn’t like her other CC hair
Oh no I didn’t speak too soon! He’s trying REALLY hard for this…
Oh… it worked…
“Um… Rosa… I think… I think you just bit my tongue…”
“I did warn you.”
Yeah Erik, keep that tongue to yourself!
I wish I could get bit… how do you get bit?! I have never had a werewolf… I can’t even cheat them DX
“Ooh yeah… right there… that’s the spot………….. what’s wrong, Torin?”
“………………I’m just wondering if this is what Mama meant when she said you guys were already married to each other.”
“She said what?!”
“Rowan shut up already so I can finish this! You’re wriggling around too much!”
“Oh… sorry sis.”
Ahhhh peace and quiet for Erin who is home alone…
…well that was a pleasant 2 minutes
“See this Pa? I am the best!”
“You really are, son! Well done!”
Riona has taken over the sewing machine we just bought to give Erin something to do…
“Okay, so let me get this straight, you reckon there’s a magical golden lamp that grants three wishes to anyone who frees the genie inside?”
“Yeah! I heard all about it! Some gypsy lady will just randomly show up one day and drop it on your doorstep!”
So Erin (Fortune sim) gets NOTHING out of selling potholders, so we got her a pottery wheel instead – that still works for the Old West right? I mean, they had crockery back then!
“Oh…. this feels familiar…”
“Yes, dear? Oh… did I miss it?!”
Another girl! (I think the game is making up for all the boys I rolled previously) this is Kiera…. I think
Well whoever she is, she is adored
Meanwhile, other babies…
…not so much XD
“What is that noise…?”
Go back to sleep Henry, Daddy’s got this
Oh but first we must pass on the highly contagious disease… coz you never know when your last moments will be upon you…
Good lord, Daniel what happened !_!
*cough cough* “Nothing! Nothing to see here… it’ll be fine…”
*cough cough splutter hack choke cough*
Meanwhile upstairs… XD
“Phew! That was a close one…”
Really? You’d never tell… XD
“Babies are cute yeah? I mean, they’re so small and tiny and…”
“If you want another one I can totally do that.”
“Oh no I mean… oh well… uh…”
Since you’re asking…
School is exhausting *pat pat* And look, Maggie actually picked up the baby! (she always rolls bad wants for babies)
“Wow this green disease thing is really getting around huh…”
“I know something else that is getting around if the grape vine is to be believed…”
“Oh really? And what’s the grape vine been saying…?”
LoL hold that thought while she has a moment… XD
Never fear, Jack is here…
….wait a second…
“Hey hot stuff, how about you and I take this somewhere more…”
NOoooooooooo whyyyyyyyy?! Put that sim down this instance! I mean it Jack!
“Mmm I want to lick that man ALL…”
Maggie, stop it. Put that finger down! And not on Jack!
“It’s okay, it’s perfectly natural to have 2 loves at once…”
NO ITS NOT! Don’t believe her Jack she’s trying to seduce you!
……..*finds nearest wall to bash her face against*
“Uh… that was…”
“…why do I always feel so bad after doing this?”
=_= I am NOT happy, Jack.
“It’s okay, Papa. I’m here for you.”
“Oh? Um… ok?”
……….I could let you ponder this disturbing image for a minute….
…it was a close call but she hangs on to it… IT being NOT Jack’s, FYI
“Hey son, it’s great that you’ve found a way to entertain yourself but please don’t break your neck doing that…”
“I’ll be right Pa! This is FUN!”
“Pee-uuuuuuuuu how can a baby make such a SMELL?!”
And he has to sleep with it XD poor Henry
*in mourning for Jack’s innocence*
“Oh man… I had the craziest dream…”
=_= seriously… you’re seriously pulling that stunt…
“What? How can I be held accountable for uncontrollable actions made when I’m in an alternate reality that are the other eras?”
“Hey Levi, whatcha readin?”
Yeah Levi has a love for Film & Literature (and the TV is dead still so…)
“Hey, do you know anything about this green disease going around?”
“Yes Dad, and apparently it’s deadly so… try not to catch it.”
“…………do you think that wise, hon?”
“What? I’ve got 3 mechanical skills now, I’ll be fine.”
“………..ok but I’ve seen sims electrocuted at TVs with more skill than you…”
“………I can get electrocuted doing this?”
“Well! Time for me to go then!”
“But what about the TV?”
“Oh it’ll keep… until I get back….bye!”
Levi is such a good boy *pat pat squish kidnaps*
UGH who did that?!
Aww Levi tried to clean it up but then Dad came home…
That’s okay, we made Jack get his hands dirty… he also got a promotion yay! (I think he’s in Music… for now)
Nawww stop it you guys! XD (never stop)
“Hey little fella!”
“It’s probably a girl.”
“Hey little sweetie pie! You gonna be Daddy’s little girl? Yes you are… yes you aaaare…”
“Okay I got this…”
“Yeah I totally got this! Please don’t get electrocuted. Please don’t get electrocuted…”
Omg he didn’t get electrocuted!
“Jack… I think we’re gonna need a bigger house…”
“Oh? What makes you say that?”
“Just a feeling…”
“Omg are you giving birth?!”
“No I’m doing yoga! What does it look like?!”
“It… it looks like you’re giving birth!”
“That’s because I AM giving birth!!!”
To a gorgeous little alien skinned baby with Jack’s bright blue eyes yesssssssss XD
“Awww she’s so cuuuute…”
Yeah, she is… this is Lolly
And this is Leila! XD
Aren’t they ridiculously cute?! Omg I’m so happy right now ~~~
…….apparently so is Ella who doesn’t even catch her breath before…
……….I swear I heard a lullaby…
They really are going to need a bigger house !_!
I hope you enjoyed the melodrama~ I can’t believe how crazy these sims are already *affectionately squishes them all to death*
Next time soon~